I'm New Yorker of the Month!!

Happy Friday, Friends!!!

Awesome blogger, Jessica Bowen of Used York City has oficially featured me as October's New Yorker of the Month! Aw lawdy, I'm so honored!!

First, I'd like to thank New York City for being a massive adult playground where I can run around and perform all the tricks. Second, I'd like to thank myself of course becuase without me, there would be no PrettyFunnyLady.  Lastly but certainly not least, I'd like to thank Jessica of Used York City for recognizing the talent in my talentless talent.

Read the full feature here: From the Lips of a Local

TGIF! Have a great weekend, people!!

NYC Graffiti

West 26th St. btw 9th & 10th (I think)!

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Hi Friends!

My Girls over at CityElla posted my contributor BIO this week.  I am super pumped about it - mostly becuase it makes me look legit.  Woot!! Check me out here on CityElla!!!

Love for the Streets: New York City Love in Unexpected Places. The STEP in the Name of Looooovveee

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Love for the Streets: New York City Love in Unexpected Places

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Sunset!

Love for the Streets: New York City Love in Unexpected Places. The Literal Street Love

Summer Solstice Brought Me Emma Stone. Twice.

Whelp!  The longest day of the year was pretty thweet - Woke up with minor headache after drinking two beers last night and then scaling a fence with my friend Emily.

I said good morning to Pecker the Impeccable Penis Shadow outside my window:

 

and then put on my running clothes and hit the highway. Beautiful day today. But my headache prevented me from running at my usual pace of slow so instead I walked downtown, visited the Chelsea Market where I shamelessly sampled EVERYTHING and also purchased some new bowls on sale at Anthropologie.

Then I met the girls for lunch @ Frankie something or other in the West Village where we wrapped up our conversation about innie vs outtie Vaginas from last night. Just when I thought the day couldn't get any better - we spotted Emma Stone with that guy she is dating, you know - the one who played Spider-Man.

It was pretty awesome considering she's a PHENOMINAL actress and I LOVED her in Super Bad. I knew she would be a star when I saw her in that movie. Anyway, I snapped a photo from behind and posted it to fb. 

SCORE. Anyway, the day was a good time but I started feeling gnarly. I ignored it and spent all day outdoors with with my two friends & then got a delicious Pistachio Almond ice cream cone from Baskin Robbins on my way home.

Phone died so I couldn't grab a photo but it was fucking good. Looked just like this pic below. 

Once I got home - out of almost nowhere, a cold hit me like a bag of wet laundry.  G-d dammit. Turns out that headache was my snot compiling in my brain. 

So I did what everyone does when they catch a cold. Took emergen-c, canceled my plans dammit, ordered matzoh ball soup from 810 Deli in midtown, Indian food from the place down the street, made some tea and turned on the boob tube. To my thrilling surprise Super Bad was on! Score again!  Emma Stone twice in one day!!!!! 

I called my friends to make sure they heard how snotty I sounded and why I wasn't coming out on a Saturday night. One of them reminded me of the Summer Stolstice. I quickly went to the window and snapped a photo of my fave view ever: NYC sunset! Enjoy! 

Great day over all. Even with this stupid cold - the sunset, solstice, summer and Emma Stone makes it worth the snot.

PS - Don't forget to donate to their charities!  I chose this one: www.autismspeaks.org.

DO IT!

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One of Manhattan's finest establishments: The Frying Pan, baby! NYC at Dusk is even more outstanding with a bar in view. Duh. 

Restroom Respect For The 9 to 5: The Line Cutter

It's time to discuss taking a crap at work.  Why? Because I was blessed with an overactive colon, I am a frequent restroomer and more often than not, a frequent dash-to-the-restroomer. Because I have earned my frequent bathroom miles, I now sit first class.  As an experienced restroomer, I'd like to tell you about the different types of  people that come and go from the bathroom and hopefully teach a thing or two on respecting fellow coworkers when going number two in a place of employment. 




The Line Cutter

The Line Cutter is your coworker who not only takes a dump in a perfunctory manner with no regard for others in the restroom, but has the nerve to do it after someone else was in there first handling their own business.  

Dear Line Cutter, if you see someone else is in the bathroom when you enter and notice they don't get up and leave, you should assume they are trying to take a doodie in peace and then kindly exit.  

Line Cutter, not all people can take a dump with someone else in the room.  Many people will have to clench up upon hearing you open the door. When you sit down to take care of your business, the person who was already there might have to pause while you go first. 

This is not fair.

What's worse Line Cutter, is that you are forcing the other person to hear you dropping the kids off at school. That other person will have to sit and marinate in your stink after you leave.  

If you are reading this and thinking "Oh I'm a total Line Cutter" - then consider yourself lucky but please find it in your heart to have some mutual respect because your shit DOES stink.  So end the madness or karma will get you!

Next time I'll discuss the Shoe Checker.

Worsts: The Laundromat Edition

Today's Worst is when your clean underwear falls on the ground in the public laundromat as you transition your clothes from washer to dryer.  Not so clean anymore are ya, Hanky?