Lil' Wayne and Lamb: Who Wore it Best?

Phew

Subway Sleeper Photo Ops

Whatchya lookin' at there, buddy?

Oohhhhh. I see. Gosh darn-it you're a tricky man. 

Summer Solstice Brought Me Emma Stone. Twice.

Whelp!  The longest day of the year was pretty thweet - Woke up with minor headache after drinking two beers last night and then scaling a fence with my friend Emily.

I said good morning to Pecker the Impeccable Penis Shadow outside my window:

 

and then put on my running clothes and hit the highway. Beautiful day today. But my headache prevented me from running at my usual pace of slow so instead I walked downtown, visited the Chelsea Market where I shamelessly sampled EVERYTHING and also purchased some new bowls on sale at Anthropologie.

Then I met the girls for lunch @ Frankie something or other in the West Village where we wrapped up our conversation about innie vs outtie Vaginas from last night. Just when I thought the day couldn't get any better - we spotted Emma Stone with that guy she is dating, you know - the one who played Spider-Man.

It was pretty awesome considering she's a PHENOMINAL actress and I LOVED her in Super Bad. I knew she would be a star when I saw her in that movie. Anyway, I snapped a photo from behind and posted it to fb. 

SCORE. Anyway, the day was a good time but I started feeling gnarly. I ignored it and spent all day outdoors with with my two friends & then got a delicious Pistachio Almond ice cream cone from Baskin Robbins on my way home.

Phone died so I couldn't grab a photo but it was fucking good. Looked just like this pic below. 

Once I got home - out of almost nowhere, a cold hit me like a bag of wet laundry.  G-d dammit. Turns out that headache was my snot compiling in my brain. 

So I did what everyone does when they catch a cold. Took emergen-c, canceled my plans dammit, ordered matzoh ball soup from 810 Deli in midtown, Indian food from the place down the street, made some tea and turned on the boob tube. To my thrilling surprise Super Bad was on! Score again!  Emma Stone twice in one day!!!!! 

I called my friends to make sure they heard how snotty I sounded and why I wasn't coming out on a Saturday night. One of them reminded me of the Summer Stolstice. I quickly went to the window and snapped a photo of my fave view ever: NYC sunset! Enjoy! 

Great day over all. Even with this stupid cold - the sunset, solstice, summer and Emma Stone makes it worth the snot.

PS - Don't forget to donate to their charities!  I chose this one: www.autismspeaks.org.

DO IT!

The Giant Penis Outside My Window

Good Morning Wood! When the sun is at just the perfect angle in the morning - this is my view :) I hope everyone is as lucky as me and can wake up to a giant penis (shadow) everyday. 

13 Reasons to Come Rock Your Body at Peace Core Boot(y)Camp

1)   Kenny, the Instructor = Eye Candy (as long as you’re into tattoos).

2)   West Side Highway Sunset, Baby!

3)   Kenny is an ex marine who incorporates yoga and marine core drills like interval training, dance and boxing into the exercise.

4)   Workout on the Hudson River – Duh! So even on the days where men’s balls are sticking to sides of their legs – working out by the water takes the temperature down significantly.

5)   When it rains he takes the class to the Highline J another one of NYC’s greatest places!

6)   I’m almost always the last person to finish each exercise (see photo of me above) AND I STILL LOVE IT!

7)   Fourfecta:

a.     Bust your ass

b.     While being Outdoors

c.      With friends

d.     While getting the best type of tan possible! Classes are at 6 and 7 PM on weekdays so the sun isn’t strong enough to burn you but it kisses you just right J I’m walking proof!

8)   You won’t get bored because Kenny changes up the routine each class.

9)   Twice a week is enough for you to change your body in the first month.

10)                   I’ve done several workout classes (hip-hop dance classes, Michael Jackson Monday’s, Nalini Method, Flying Trapeze School, Pure Barre, Hot Yoga, the list goes on) and Peace Core is the only class that gives me the best full body workout where I see results within the first couple weeks.

11)                   Shirtless Hotties with Bodies are frequently jogging down the WSH – even if they bark up the other tree – nothing like a good six-pack flyby to motivate you!

12)                   Class is ALWAYS challenging no matter your fitness level.

13)                   10% CITYELLA DISCOUNT… heyooo!

*Mention CityElla or PrettyFunnyLady and Kenny will hook you up with a 10% discount*

·      Call Kenny for more info: 917-686-0610

·      See his FB page for more details: https://www.facebook.com/PeaceCoreNY

·      Let me know if you have any questions!

This Is Who I Am

"Dr. Leo Marvin!!"

Broke the record for fastest marathon runner by finishing two days early.

Mr. Tan Man

Do not be fooled.  This man is not wearing a shirt.  Not now, anyway.  

Here's a closer look: 

Window Tagging

I Just Shipped My Pants and It's Very Convienient

I just LOVE it when a brand recognizes good toilet humor. Nice going KMART!

Unemployed with Kathie Lee and Hoda

Back in 2009, I lost my job during the recession.  I took advantage of my free time by doing things I never had the time to do.

I give you the fourth hour of The Today Show with special guest - me :) 

Fresh Fish