Five Ways to Get Back at the Upper Worst Side - er, I mean Upper EastSide

1) Walk into Cartier and try to exchange the pen your Aunt bought you 8 years ago for college graduation. 

2) Walk into Hermés to have your Chinatown watch strap swapped out for the real deal and while waiting, pick your nose and flick the booger at the watch case.

3) Walk into Proenza Schouler, release gas, walk out. 

4) Walk into J. Mendel and ask which type of animal they had to murder to make the fur blanket  that sits on the bench in the bridal dressing room.

5) Walk into Oliver People's, try on all the glasses, put them back in all the wrong places, release gas, walk out.

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Sara Gita Nickin Losonci